the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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