only if we run a train.
done.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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