we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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