Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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