I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
That accounts for only three of the penises
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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