I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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