You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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