Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
