Four minutes until I can fart!
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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