Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The adults are the big ones right?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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