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(734): View more from Michigan

I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.

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(404): View more from Georgia

can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.

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(847): View more from Illinois

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out

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(561): View more from Florida

at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe

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(317): View more from Indiana

Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.

(1-317): View more from Indiana

You really know how to show Monday who's boss.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..

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