I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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