At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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