All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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