Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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