That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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