so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize