just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Randomize
