I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
