She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Randomize
