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D3 body, D1 cock

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(778): View more from British Columbia

tonight, alcohol would be proud of us

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(858): View more from California

the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.

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(314): View more from Missouri

rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover

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(204): View more from Manitoba

We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?

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(602): View more from Arizona

By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.

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(513): View more from Ohio

This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed

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