question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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