I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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