Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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