who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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