Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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