I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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