I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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