i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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