I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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