You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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