I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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