3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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