I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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