We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
