Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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