I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I am mentally ready for anal.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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