One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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