i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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