We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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