whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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