Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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