He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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