i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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