sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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