She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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