if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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