god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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