I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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