The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
My penis needs a shock collar
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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