yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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