this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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