I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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