All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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