So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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