Buhtt sex?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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